Become an Affiliate
Share the void with your audience and earn commissions on every nothing sold. It's the easiest affiliate program ever — because there's nothing to explain.
Why Become a Nothing Affiliate?
You've probably promoted products before. Gadgets that break, supplements that taste like chalk, courses that overpromise. But have you ever promoted nothing?
As a Nothing Store affiliate, you get to share something truly unique with your audience: the gift of emptiness. No complicated features to explain. No shipping delays to apologize for. Just pure, instant void delivery.
And the best part? You earn real money for every nothing sold through your unique affiliate code.
Earn Commissions
Get a percentage of every sale made with your unique affiliate code. Commission rates are set individually — the more you sell, the better your rate can become.
Exclusive Perks
Top affiliates may receive subscription benefits, early access to new nothing products, and exclusive void collector status.
Customer Discounts
Your audience gets a discount when they use your code at checkout. It's a win-win: they save money, you earn commission.
Easy Tracking
We track all sales made with your code automatically. You'll receive regular updates on your earnings and performance.
How It Works
Apply
Fill out a quick application form. Tell us about yourself and why you want to spread the void.
Get Approved
We review applications and approve those who align with our void philosophy.
Start Earning
Share your unique code, your audience gets a discount, and you earn commission on every sale.
Requirements
- An audience of any size (social media, blog, YouTube, newsletter, etc.)
- A sense of humor and appreciation for the absurd
- Enthusiasm for promoting nothing (literally)
- Valid email address for communication and payout coordination
Frequently Asked Questions
How much can I earn?
Commission rates are set individually based on your performance and relationship with us. Starting rates typically range from 5-15% of each sale.
How do I get paid?
Payouts are handled manually on a monthly basis via PayPal or bank transfer. You'll be contacted when you have earnings to collect.
Can I use my own discount code?
Yes! You can suggest a preferred code during application. We'll do our best to accommodate your preference if it's available.